Mr. Meier - Nu mă fute astăzi la birou

My boss, Mr. Meier, must have done that on purpose! Earlier in the office over coffee he told me that his wife wouldn't be home today! We've had the quickie between going through the office many times, but it's not like that. He leaves his central key from the office there. Well, I thought I'd bring it to him! The journey should be worth it and not entirely in vain! Or how do you see that?